Why you should not book at 5 Star Hotel!

Why you should not book at 5 Star Hotel!

WAITERESS: "What would you like to have  ... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

CUSTOMER: "Tea please"

WAITERESS: "Ceylon tea, Herbal, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?"

CUSTOMER: "Ceylon tea»

WAITERESS: "How would you like it? Black or white?"

CUSTOMER: "White"

WAITERESS: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?"

CUSTOMER: "With milk

WAITERESS: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"  

CUSTOMER: "With cow milk please.

WAITERESS: "Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

CUSTOMER: "Um, I'll take it black. »

WAITERESS: "Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"

CUSTOMER: "With sugar

WAITERESS: "Beet sugar or cane sugar?"

CUSTOMER: "Cane sugar»

WAITERESS: «White, brown or yellow sugar?"

CUSTOMER: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

WAITERESS: "Mineral water or still water? »

CUSTOMER: "Mineral water"

WAITERESS: "Flavored or non-flavored?"

CUSTOMER: "I'll rather die of thirst. Thank You."